Al's Street Wise
The lovely bod with the rug on his chest is Alan, singer with The Kicks!
Al's a telly freak, girls, so if you wanna grab his attention, just twiddle with his horizontal hold!
Yup, he's so nuts on the box that when his band went on tour, he INSISTED on having his own portable in the back of the van!
So what's his fave prog then? A fast moving cop show? Nah, nothing so exciting!! Al likes to settle down with.... Coronation Street!
Ah well, you can't have looks like this - and brains as well!
Sorry Al, we don't mean it!
5th April 1980
19th April 1980
A soft centered fella:
This fella's got a sweet face, ain't he?
And he's got a real sweet tooth, too! Kidder is another lad in the Kicks line up - and he'd do anything for a choccy bar!
Yup, the sneaky fella even entered a painting competition three times in a row, just to grab the tempting prize - a huge box of chocs! He won too, and scoffed the lot!
Let's hope he doesn't get galloping gumrot, eh? Well, it wouldn't be much fun watching him sing their great new single "Get Off The Telephone" with clicking false gnashers, would it? Tee hee!
8th March 1980
Food for thought? :
John, guitarist with The Kicks, is a fella with an unusual hobby! While other fellas jog their bots off or play footy, John's stuffing his mush with food!
Yup, John loves his grub, and he eats ALL THE TIME! Hmm... not a trace of a fat tum on his lovely bod either!
John's idea of bliss is to lay in bed with a conveyor belt of nosh winding its way to his gob - without lifting a finger! Trouble is, he's got no-one to cook it for him! Still, Nicki reckons she could whip up a tasty dish for him in no time - and she doesn't mean food!
12th April 1980
26th April 1980
Dave's a dreamboat :
Hmmm.......thought you'd had plenty of Kicks lately, eh? Well this is it....the last of the hunky line up!
Dave Lister is the dozy member of the band! Yup, just prop him up anywhere, folks, and he'll start snoring!
Course, it's not such a giggle to the other lads, 'cos Dave's their driver! Eek! And it seems that one time, dinky Dave nearly fell asleep at the wheel!
Nicki thinks she's just the thing to stop him snoozing all the time....but Dave reckons she's just one big yawn! Tee Hee!
Les isn't left out :
Mmmm....makes you tingle all over, doesn't he?
Les is another hunk from the band, The Kicks. And believe it or not, he's a real fragile fella!
Yup, seems that Les is very accident prone! So far he's managed to snap some of his toes, break one or two of his fingers and even his collar bone!
The weird thing is, all his broken bones have been on the left side of his bod!
Funny that, 'cos we reckon he's a bit of all right!
29th March 1980
22nd March 1980
Take a potshot at Paul:
Paul Gardner, who bangs the drums with The Kicks (that means he's a drummer sillyboos!) reckons the country life's for him!
Yup, he'd just love to lord it on his own estate, taking pot shots at the pests! (Like Greg!) Mind you although Paul loves shooting, he wouldn't want to hurt any helpless little creatures! Nope, his idea of hunting is to chase the birds....two legged ones, natch!